You know you're Filipino when you:
- Take any or all the lanes despite the fact that there's a Motorcycle Lane for motorcycle drivers like you.
- Drive on sidewalks because it helps you bypass traffic.
- Cross the highway despite the fact that there's a footbridge right beside you.
- Tailgate an ambulance to get through the heavy EDSA traffic.
- Cut lines. For you, lines are made to be cut.
- Don't offer your seat to pregnant women.
- Don't offer your seat to senior citizens.
- See that someone has forgotten her cellphone and decide to keep the cellphone because it's your "lucky day."
- Tamper your taxi meter with this thing called batingting.
- Accept kotong.
- Are a fixer.
- You've used a fixer.
- Require additional money, aka pampadulas, to process government documents like building permits.
- Bomb beautiful reefs to catch fish.
- Pick on #Amalayer girl but proceed maltreating your helpers.
- Think you're an edukada just because you can speak English.
- Make it your goal to go abroad, work and make loads of dollars.
- Vote your favorite artista into the Senate or Presidency because fuck progress.
- Don't think for yourself because the "Church said so."
- Massacre the media to hide your dirt.
- Stop the passing of agrarian reforms because you're a haciendero.
- Love People-Power-Ousting your presidents.
- You obediently follow the rules in foreign lands, but ignore the ones here in the Ph.
