Hot Factor 1 - EYES
Windows to your soul, girl! They gotta sparkle when you smile, oh, and bite your lower lip while you're at it, too!Hot Factor 2 - "GODDESS" BODY
What, you thought number 2 was gonna be something about personality? Get on your treadmill, girl. Coz Pinoy guys are lookin' for a goddess-in-the-flesh (and that's not you?) har har har!!Hot Factor 3 - BODY Part II
Did I mention you gotta have a tight ass and big boobs? Oh, I didn't? Well now I did.Hot Factor 4 - SENSE OF HUMOR
Aside from having anime-eyes and a goddess bod, you need to make your guy laugh, girl. All that cuteness won't do you any good if you can't get a giggle outta him.Hot Factor 5 - SMARTS
Yup, you should've seen that coming (cumming?), coz how can you be funny if you've got zero wit in that noggin' of yours? Go get that college education!!!Hot Factor 6 - GREAT COOK/BAKER
What? You don't cook? Get started with frying hotdogs before you loose a point on the hotness scale!!!Hot Factor 7 - CONFIDENCE
Yeah. No one wants to bother with having to assure a girl that she's beautiful.Hot Factor 8 - SIMPLICITY & CHINITA EYES
I thought we were done with eyes? Oh well, if you're all ready chinky-eyed, you're good to go. Just don't flaunt your diamonds and Breguet watch too much or you'll exude the "high-maintenance" factor which is SUCH a turn-off.Hot Factor 9 - LONG HAIR
Get hair extensions. Right now, if you don't want to be considered one of his guy buddies.Hot Factor 10 - A DAMSEL
Be smart. Be beautiful. Be drop-dead sexy. Just don't steal the show from him. Let him be a knight in shining armor. And that's straight from the horse's mouth!Hot Factor 11 - UNIMPREGNABLE
Actually, I think they forgot this one. It wasn't anywhere in the article. But girls, make sure you can't get pregnant. Because that is the biggest let down ever.
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